They also have an illustrious history as medical aids. Vibrators were specialized equipment for about a century. Now it's easy to buy a vibrator and take it for a spin. Even if you're not feeling blue, those resultant "muscle spasms" will, at the very least, relieve tension and put a smile on your face!
 |
Crystal Cock This sleek crystal-like designer vibrator will excite your senses and satisfy your urges. The slippery surface combined with the multi-speed vibrations will send you over the edge. |
Clitoral Vibrators These vibrators are specifically designed to be used on the clitoris, almost and vibrator can be used on this are but these toys will give the most pleasure. These deliver focused vibrations at varying speeds and intensities. You get a VERY precise level of stimulation from these little toys and they come highly recommended. Butterfly Vibrators Designed to resemble a pair of panties, the butterfly vibrator is a small, vibrator held close to a woman's clitoris for an intense, pleasure. Generally the motor is inside the shape of a small animal i.e. butterfly shape is very common. These toys produce an incredibly strong vibration. If that's what you like then these toys will be for you!
Why Men Are Better Than Vibrators
I'm a young heterosexual guy. I don't have a problem getting it up or
keeping it up. I'm just wondering whether you think Viagra can enhance me in
any way. Can I last even longer with it?
----------------------------------------------
MOST WOMEN DO NOT measure a man's ability in bed with a stopwatch. If they
did, you'd see a lot of women sharing candlelight dinners in romantic
restaurants with their vibrators. "I'll have the sea bass, please," a woman
would say to the waiter. "And three 'C' batteries for my date."
Dr. Eugene Fine, assistant clinical professor of urology at New York's Mt.
Sinai Medical Center, concurs: "This guy isn't going to be a better lover by
changing the chemical composition of his body." Dr. Fine confirmed that
Viagra can allow some men to maintain an erection through multiple orgasms,
but he stressed that "it's a prescription drug, with side effects, for
people who have true erectile dysfunction. It's not meant to be the next
Spanish Fly." In lieu of better living through chemistry, he suggests that
you stop comparing time cards with the boys in the locker room and learn
what really turns a woman on.
To do that, whip out your largest sex organ, which, except in the pinheaded,
is said to be the brain. (You haven't lived until somebody's sucked your
frontal lobe.) Use your brain to connect with a woman. Pay attention to her,
let her know how much you appreciate her...and not just when you hope to get
her naked. Show her, by example, all the areas in which her battery-powered
joy-stick comes up short: It never laughs at her jokes. It doesn't stroke
her hair, caress her cheek, hold her hand, look deeply into her eyes, or
tell her that she's beautiful...(although a talking vibrator that sounds
just like Barry White -- "Mmmmm, fine!" -- would probably make somebody a
mint.)
There's no aphrodisiac like desiring and being desired. Show her that you're
obsessed with her body...from her feet and inner elbows to the parts wrapped
in small triangles of lingerie. Kiss. Tease. Nibble, then work up to a
frenzy. Do not jam your tongue down her throat, no matter how tempted you
are to test her gag reflex. Do not grab and yank parts of her body as if
milking a heifer. Never, ever demonstrate your impression of a jackhammer.
If you aren't sure what she likes, ask for guidance, but stop short of
making her feel like an air-traffic controller helping a blind man land a
plane. Opt for brief, definitive questions: Harder? Softer? Slower? Faster?
Does that feel good? If you'd rather not ask aloud, pay attention to the
sounds she makes and the look on her face: Is that pleasure incarnate, or
the expression of a woman getting a root canal?
For further improvement of your sexual technique, get in touch with your
body through yoga or martial arts. Investigate Tantric sex. Get sex tips by
renting X-rated movies made to appeal to women. Read the Kama Sutra, which
offers a number of non-prescription alternatives to Viagra. My favorite was
the suggestion that a man secretly deposit ground-up monkey turd on his
lover's head to make her his "devoted (sex) slave for life." Should you find
monkey turd difficult to come by, I think an hour or so of regular foreplay
would probably reserve your space at the restaurant table formerly occupied
by Mr. Buzzy.
A year later, a judge struck down the law, saying it denied therapy for people with sexual dysfunction, although he refused to guarantee the right to privacy when it came to sex toys. The law still stands in the other states.